This article was prepared with the support of UFL flower delivery. Spring is a season of first flowers and warm sunshine, but it's also a great time for jokes. One day it's warm, the next it's snowing again; it makes us pull the scales out from under the bed and urgently buy a new dress. Here are funny spring quotes, short captions for social media and ideas for bouquet card messages.

Spring mood forecast

Every spring month brings its own mood — and its own reasons to laugh.

Short funny spring captions

Spring is here. Someone just needs to tell the weather.
Spring is when you put on a puffer jacket in the morning and carry it home in the evening.
My spring plan: bloom and smell nice. Step one is nearly done.
Took my hat off — and immediately understood why I wore it all winter.
Even cats sing in spring. Why shouldn't I?
Summer's coming and I'm still in holiday-season mode.
Spring: everything's melting except the extra kilos.
Mood: snowdrop. Peeked out, looked around — seems warm.
Spring is the only season when even puddles are happy to see the sun.
In March, the key is not to confuse spring fever with spring mood.

Funny spring quotes

Right now the main thing is for March to remember it's spring.
Love thy salad and low-fat cottage cheese as thyself. Rejoice in raw carrots, for spring is here.
In spring, fashion is set by whoever wakes up first — everyone looks out of the window, sees what they're wearing and thinks, "Right, I'll wear that too."
Spring has come… The scales timidly emerge from under the bed.
"Look at the weather, what a blue sky!" "Funny, I'd say it's white and gold."
"My favourite month is May." "Why?" "Because it's the Friday of the year!"
Spring. I want to go to the forest, find a den and wake up a bear. And then run, run away from it, breathless with delight!
I want spring. I'll finally have normal hair again instead of this power station on my head!
Spring. Mood: dreamy, huggy, smiley, dancey and dress-shoppy.
The vegetable patch is thawing fast… I feel like a soldier before battle… Maybe I should desert?
Two people looked out of the window. One saw rain and mud; the other saw green leaves, spring and a blue sky.
Take your left hand off your face and your right hand off the mouse, straighten your back and say: "Hooray, spring is here!"

Card messages for a spring bouquet

A funny line in the card makes a bouquet even warmer:

"Spring was running late, so I brought it myself."
"These tulips are sure it's spring already. So am I."
"Flowers for the one who makes it spring all year round."
"Spring mood, delivered to your door."

Choose a spring bouquet in our tulips section, and read about the season's first blooms in first spring flowers.

FAQ

What's a good caption for the first day of spring?

Try: "Spring is here. Someone just needs to tell the weather" — short, relatable and fun.

What should I write on a card with spring flowers?

A short joke or a few warm words — see the card message ideas above.

May there be no room for boredom this spring! Love, bloom and smile — happy spring, friends!

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Author: Maria Svitlovir

Graduated from Taras Shevchenko National University of Kyiv, Institute of Biology and Medicine (2001). BSc in Biology, MSc in Horticulture. Writes about plants, works at a garden centre selecting and repotting plants, and contributes to plant reference guides.

Funny Spring Quotes and Captions to Lift Your Mood